Movie Info Son of Sardaar, also known by the abbreviation SOS, is a 2012 Bollywood action comedy film directed by Ashwni Dhir. The film features Ajay Devgan, Juhi Chawla, Sonakshi Sinha and Sanjay Dutt in lead roles and. Most of these jokes are also narrated by the Sikhs across the border and the main character is always a “Musla”. Sikhs are wonderful people. It will not be out of context to refer to a Comment written by a visitor of this website from Canada: -“In his autobiography, Sir Zafar Ullah Khan has quoted Winston Churchill describing Sikhs as the “most delightful people” from India. Churchill made the remark after appearing before a Parliamentary Commission on political reforms in British India during 1. Difference between Radio and Newspaper? Sardar Jee ki Pitaye (Thrashing)Last Wish of a Sardar Jee. Sardarji buys Cheap Oranges. Sardar Jee and an Angraiz in a Drowning Ship Sardarji asks, ” Who will get the prize in the race?” Sardarji and his Multi Lingual Parrot. Sardar Jee’s Punjabi Computer. Opinion of Two Doctors about a Limping Sardarji. Sardar Jee and a Lion. Sardarji Runs 8 KMs a Day to Lose Weight. Teacher Asks Sardarji to Translate a Sentence in Punjabi. Sardar Jee Travels in Air India. Sardarji Asks His Wife to Bring Water. A Sardar Jee Gave a Stolen Gold Necklace to His Fiance 7. Years Old Sardarji (to wife): “Mein teray lei chan taray tore sakna waan”Two Sardarjis Find Bombs in a Field A Long Queue Outside a Clinic. A Sardarji Tries to Taste a Tissue Paper at a Marriage Party. Sardar Jee’s Teacher Fell in Love with Him.
Sardarji’s Wife Admonishes Her Little Son. Sardar Jee and His Math Teacher. A Sardarni Flies to Chandigarh. A plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when Gurpreet in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant tells Gurpreet that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back. Gurpreet replies, “I’m Sardarni, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and I’m staying right here.”The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the co- pilot who goes back to Gurpreet and asks her to return to her seat in the economy class. Gurpreet replies, “I’m Sardarni, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and I’m staying right here.”The co- pilot reports the matter to the pilot. The pilot says, “You say she is a sardarni? I’ll handle this; I’m married to a sardarni. I speak sardar’s language.”He goes back to Gurpreet and whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry.” and gets up and goes back to her seat in the economy class. The amazed co- pilot asked, “What did you say to make her move without any fuss?”“I told her, First class isn’t going to Chandigarh.”Sardarji was Staring at a Girl. Bolly Kick - Hindi Movies 2016 Full Movie 9,515,424 views. Son of Sardaar, also known by the abbreviation SOS, is a 2012 Bollywood action comedy film directed by Ashwni Dhir. The film features Ajay Devgan, Juhi Chawla, Sonakshi Sinha and Sanjay Dutt in lead roles and released on 13. Sardarji Wants His Wife to Grow a Beard. A Sardar jee converted to Islam. One day he started beating his wife. A neighbor asked, “Why are you beating your wife?”Sardar: “I asked her to grow beard but she doesn’t agree.”Neighbour: “How can a woman grow beard?”Sardar: “ Minoo patta aye, per eh irrada tay karay, aidha vee sawaab milda aye.”Sardar Jee and His Old Wife. Son Of Sardar Full Movie DownloadSardarji Got Involved in a Car Accident. Sardar Jee Explains Inflation to His Wife. Wife: “What is inflation?”Sardar Jee: “When we got married, you were 3. You have everything more than you had before.”Wife: “So?”Sardar Jee: ” Despite that your value is less than before. That’s what inflation is!”Two Sardars Encounter a Lion. Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them threw red chilly powder into its eyes, and ran. Second one stayed unmoved. When asked why did he not run, the second Sardar said: “Why should I run? It were you who threw the chillies.”Sardar Jee’s Friend Hits Him With a Shoe. A Sardar Jee’s friend hits him with a shoe. Sardar: “Tum nay yeh joota ghussay say mara ya mazaaq say?”Friend: “Ghussay say.”Sardar: “Acha hai werna mein essa mazaaq bardaasht nahi karta.”Laments of a Sardarji’s Widow. English Translation: When a Sardar Jee died in Indian Punjab, his wife started lamenting: ” Way tu othay tur gaya, jithay na diva na batti; Way tu othay tur gaya, jithay na manji na pirhi; Way tu othay tur gaya, jithay na aata na roti.”Her little son asked her; “Baybay, kidray Abaa Pakistan tay nahin tur gaya?”Sardar Jee Wanted to Rob a Bank. Sardar Jee Experiments on a Cockroach. Sardar jee was attending a class where cockroaches were being dissected. He cuts one leg of a cockroach and says,”Chal.” It walks. He cuts its 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “Chal,” It walks. He cuts all the legs and said, “Chal.” It didn’t walk. Finally he wrote the conclusion. Do you understand me?”Son: “No. A Sardar Jee Obtains Car Loan. A Sardar jee obtained a Car Loan from a bank, and bought a car. After a couple of months, he could not pay the monthly loan installments, and the bank repossessed the car. He informed all his friends about bank loan and repossession. Now, all his smart friends are applying for Marriage Loans! Wow, they are smart ! Sardar Jee Was a Victim of Racism. A customer asked the clerk of a store in Virginia, USA, “In what aisle could I find Sarson ka Tel ( Mustard Oil)?”The clerk says “Are you a Sikh”? The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?”The clerk said, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”The guy says, “Well then I asked for Sarson ka Tel, why did you say I am a Sikh?”The clerk replied, “Because you’re in a Liquor Store.”Immigrant Sardarji Gets Sick. An immigrant Sardar Jee in USA goes to a doctor and says, “Doctor, I feel terrible.”After examining the patient thoroughly, the doctor says, “Put your baby’s . Let them remain there for 1. The man does this and goes back to the doctor and says: “Doc, I feel wonderful. What was wrong with me?”“You were Homesick” says the doc. Sardar Jee Becomes a Catholic. Each Friday night Sardar jee would cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs in his outdoor BBQ grill. All of his neighbors were strict Catholics and they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday. The aroma from the BBQ was causing such a problem for them that they talked to their Priest who persuaded Sardar jee to become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Sardar jee attended Mass. Again the aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Sardar jee’s backyard and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Sardar jee, carefully sprinkling holy water over the grilling meats and chanted: “Oye, you were born a chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised as a chicken and you were raised as a lamb but now onwards you are a potato and you are a tomato.”What Comes First? Chicken or Egg? Sardar jee found the answer to the most difficult question ever. What will come first, Chicken or egg?“O Yaar, what ever you order first, will come first.”Sardarji Uses the Word ? Feel free to share this Post on Facebook, Twitter or any other social media by using the buttons below. If it is not inconvenient, please do write a brief comment at the end of this page under the heading “Leave a Reply here”. You are welcome to contribute jokes for this Post by sending to: nativepakistan@gmail. Sardar SMS Jokes and Santa Banta SMS Collection - Latest and Best of Sardar SMS Messages. Techer 2 sardar: UR son is a Fool. See his report. Eng- 0. Mat- 0. 5Science- 0. SST- 0. 8Hindi- 0. Total- 2. 5Sardar- Total ne to kamal kia he. Is subject ki tustion tak nahi rakhi thi. By: sunil vasava. Category: Sardar Jokes. Language: englishchars: 2. Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder,Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar. Punjab se laya hu sale ko.!! Replies the Parrot.!! By: sunil vasava. Category: Sardar Jokes. Language: englishchars: 1. RAPE CASE,They were called for an Identification parade. When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.! Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai. By: sunil vasava. Category: Sardar Jokes. Language: englishchars: 1. Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!! By: sunil vasava. Category: Sardar Jokes. Language: englishchars: 1. A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.
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